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Subject:Loong tame, noo say moon
Time:01:24 am
peep me da fulk diss brahs, Gazza is BOOK oon ElJee~!~!~!

Kickin oof with RAW WOORKREETE REPOORT!

DA HOONT IS OON FOOR A NOOW GEE UM! COOL YA MAM OON TELL HER

WOOT WOORKED

Noothing oof coourse. Shite shoow.

WOOT DIDNT WOORK

Where dooes I begin moon?

Angle oond Flair ave a goood mootch, boot it woos too shoort. Angle gooes and dooes a babafeece proomoo boot instantlee toorns heel when he sees dat he woodnt goo too Iraq. His meete Daveoori spits oon twoo spoorts LEGDES~!, oontil Ceena meeks da save. Ceena sees dat alf da fans fink he's soocks, then coots a generic babafeece proomoo. U'S ARE BOORING ME MOON!

Candiss Michelle oond Vince's backsteege proomoo woos a fulkin jooke. All da sooden, when Vicne coomes too his oofice, erootic moosic starts pleeing. Fook dat foor a laugh, especially since it FOOKIN STOOPED WHEN ANGLE OOND DAVEROOI ENTER! STOOP FULKING INSOOTING ME VINCE U'S WAN'ER, OOR ELSE I'M STIC'IN TOO TEE EN EE MOON. Fookin DoubleDoubleEE coonts.

Da Blindfood mootch with Ceena oond Daveari woos absooloote fookin shite. I heat blindfood mootches. Dee oonly blindfood mootch I liked woos Jamie Nooble vs Nidaah, mainly dooe too a dragoon sleepah beein used as da finish

Mat Stri'ah's promoo was ookay I supoose, boot too mooch cheeap heet. Ploos he's joost Deen Doouglass 2005 innhe?

Carleeto shood fook oof noow moon. He's shite. Moost ooverpooshed sooperstar oon da rooster. His mootch with Sheltoon was cack. Oond woot's da deel with Shelts's heel toorn? Da DoubleDoubleEEE is hireeng a foot fulkin black chick too be Sheltoon's mam. Hey Vince, ava a woord with u'self moon

Reealy noot loo'in fooward too Noos Yeers Revoolution moon. Well, Triple Eatch oond Big Shoe looks too be a good food, soo's dat's oone fing dat's a poosative foor Gazza.

Da moore oond moore I wootch this pramootion, da moore oond moore I like Tee En Eee.
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Time:11:30 pm
Deer Diaree,
Toodee, I met Toodie froom Neighboors. Woot a fookin prick like. I tolled him dat his's wrestling skills needeed a fookin sheeke oop moon. He tolled me too fook oof. I woos fookin' pissed oond said too him, "I'll fookin nut u's like I fookin nutted Cheryl, ya coont."

LMAO, he woos fookin sheekin in his booots like.

I'm soore it'll be oon da peepers tomooz.
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Subject:RAW REEPOOT
Time:09:10 pm
Foorst, I'd joost wanna see dat GeeEhBee woos fookin shite like moon. I'm gla it woosn't oon Sky Boox Oofice coos I sure as hell woodnt pay foor it.

Noow time foor da betta shoow like, Raw.

KOOT ANGLE HOOMETOOWN CHALLENGE
Koort proomoos li'ah bitch moon. Speaking oof bitch, Chrissy Hemeh coomes oot and dances like a sloot. I was hooping Angle brooke her ankle, boot she's joost oot to introoduce a spastic cooming back...EUGENE!

Euegene coomes oot with an americoon foooty toop. Angle oonly rips it oof moon. He gets heet foor it. Angle stiffs da coont, until Eugene "hooks" up and dooes a Stoonah oon Angle. But he recoovers and an Angle Sloom and a Ankle Look stoops him. Eugene escaapes and pooshes Angle too da ootside and WINS DA FOOKIN' GOOLD MEDALS LIKE! Tame is oop. Eugene is noow a oowner oof a Oolympic Goold medal lol.
WINNA: Eugene.

Foor soome strange reeason, Viscerah is with a midget. They're taggon like.

Joohn Ceenah pretends too be Da Rook again as he entahs Bischoof's oofice. Eric dooes a rant and withoot his knoowledge, Ceenah is ooready goon. ZZZZZ @ anoother McMahoon/Oustin tape feud moon.

MIDGET MADNESS
VISCERAH OOND CELACHWHND (OOR WHATEVA HIS NAME IS) vs ANTOONIO OOND POOKIT ROOKIT
I woos fookin cryin' in laughtah moon. Mooch moore hilarious dan da Rooyal Roomble midgets mootch in 1998. Soony leepfroogin' a midget moon, I fookin died! Anywees, Vis's midget meete joomped off Vis's book (he woos oon all foors) oonto Pookit Rookit (noot Jeede Gooodee's ex) too win.
WINNAS: VISCERAH AND HIS MEETE.

Strecha's beein' broought too da arena.

Da DoubleDoubleEee pee reespects too da leete "Loord" Alfred Hees. It broought a teer too me eye.

Sheltoon's in da Bisch's ooffice. He woonts anoothah mootch with Carlitoo, dis tame a noo DeeCoo OOND Noo Coontoot mootch. Bischoof quite franklah sees NOO! oond boooks him against Mastahs oond Snitskee instead. Geeze, I woondah whoo's goona win dis oone rolleyes.gif

Mareeah is tookin' to Chris Jerichoo. She's sooch a fookin infant moon, askin' Chris if Foozy is bringin' da ootha moopetts. Hey Mareeah, Rich Wood isn't a fookin moopett! U's diss Stook Moojoo, u's diss me. GOOT IT! Jerichoo sees he beloongs too da Rook Oond Rool Hall Oof Feeme.

BATTLE OOF DA BOONDS
I DOON'T CARE ABOOT DIS SHITTY MOOSIC MOON! Ceenah perfoorms "Bad Bad Moon". I'm noot impressed by it moon coos it's shite! Fook u's Ceenah, yoou coont. Aftah dat shite is oover, Jerichoo coomes oot. Jerichoo sees Foozy pools oot oof da coontest! He sees dat Ceenah wood win anywees coos da fans are biased like. Noo Jerichoo, it's noot coos Ceenah's a feece dat u's wood loose. It's coos yoour moosic is crap, moon. He seed dat he'd doo da perfoormin in da ring at Soomerslam. Ceenah finishes with "Da Tame Is Noow".

Mi'heals is wooking backstage oond loooks in da mirrah. "MAKE OOP" he shoots. I have noo idea moon.

Bischoof boooks Carlitoo against Ceenah with Jerichooo as da ref. If Carlitoo wins toonight, he gets a title shoot next week oon Raw.

Mi'heals is cooting a proomoo in da ring. Shawn sees dat peepool asked dat day woonded da oold EetchBeeKee like. He sees day goot it and ripped intoo Hoogon. EetchBeeKee tells us dat whilst he is recreatoon a legassy by havin 5 star mootches, he sees dat Hoogon oonly dooes da seeme oold rootine foor da pass 20 yeers. He finishes with "bee carefool woot u's ask foor, Vince". LOL it's 1997 ool ova ageen moon.

HANDICOOP MOOTCH
SHELTOON BENJAMIN VS CHRIS MASTAHS OOND SNISTKEE
Highloots oof da mootch: Sheltoon dooesn't slip OONCE! He dooes a sweeet soomersault too da ootside oon too Mastahs and Snitksee. Finish caame when Snitskee kicked Shelts in da book oof da head and Mastahs did a Mastahlook. Sheltoon poosed oot too da peen.
WINNAS: CHRIS MASTAHS OON SNISTKEE

Mastahs haas da Mastahlook kept oon until Big Shoow coomes oot for da seeve. Fook sake DoubleDoubleEee, poot sooomeoone new too breek oot oof da Mastahlook, noot da Big Shoow like!

DEEVA SOORCH
Cameroon is oot. Oond dey ave a Hoot Doog eatin' coontest which Leeyla wins. Dat's all u's need too knoo.

STECHA MOOTCH
EDGE vs KEENE.
Edge geets poomeelled froom beheend by Keene. I really didn't boother peeing anee attentioon too dis mootch. I joost cared aboot Matt Hardee like moon. I heeted dis mootch. Edge wins becoose oof soome reesoon I doon't care aboot. Matt coomes oot eventraee oond Edge uses a boonch oof f woords. Keene toomstoones Leeta oon da ramp. I DOONT CARE!
WINNA: EDGE

CARLITOO vs JOOHN CENAH (Special Ref: Chris Jerichooo)
Soory, I woos too busee wootchin a lucha rioot I doonlooaded. Carltioo wins.
WINNA: CARLITOOO

Da foorst half was goood. Boot aftah da Mi'heals intahvoow, I stooped caring.
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Subject:Smac'doon Repoort.
Time:09:44 pm
WEE MYSTEREEOOO vs SOOPA CREEZY
Loocha Leebra lol. Wee oond Creezy doo looads oof loocha stuff cos dey coon like. Eddie coomes oot afta a few minutes too commentayte. Eddie is sooo awesoome like, pet. Eddie, Tazz oond Michcool Cool shared soome foony exchanges which made me LMFAO! Wee gooes too six oone nane Soopa Creezy, boot Eddie roons in and hits Rey with oone oof doose third woorld toossers's raake too coose Wee too win by Dee Coo.
Winna: Wee Mysteeroo by DeeCoo
MOOTCH RATING: ***

Eddie trees too escaape da areena. Teedy Loong stopps him moon, and tells Eddie dat he is wrestling toonight against a "seecreet" oopoonent like. It woos foony coos Eddie tooks secreets with Wee and Doomianic like.

Christoon gets intervooed by Joosh Ma'hews. Christoon is soo coool like moon. He is mooch coooler dan Joohn Cee'na, Da Rook oond Michelle McCoool like. Christoon calls Joosh "Ryann Seecrest", he doose Americoon Idool. He tells oos dat he's goona beet Boo'a Tee at Da Greet Americoon Baash.

Heidoonreich reeds a pooem too Animool. It's shite. Animool says Heidoonreich is moore like Howk. I dissa-gree moon, Howk 'ad talent like lol.

HEIDOONREICH and ANIMOOL vs TWOO SEE SEE DOUBLE WOOR'AS
Dooomsdee Deevice oon Nick Boork oond it's ova. Even L.OOO.DEE vs Poower Oond Gloory at Wrestloomania woos betta like.
Winnas: HEIDOONREICH and ANIMOOL
MOOTCH RATING: DUD

EDDIEE'S "SEECROOT" MOOTCH"
Eddie Goorerooo vs Chris Benooit
Afta 'avin oone of da best mootches oon TeeVee in 2005 against William Regoo at Veloocitee lost Soondaee, Chris Benooit loooked too toop it like. He didn't. Althoough dis mootch woos good like, it didn't toop Regoo vs Benooit. Benooit bled. Eddiee coouldnt bee boothaed too finish da mootch, soo he goot coonted oout.
Winna: Benooit by Coontoout.
MOOTCH RATING: ****

Wee coomes oot and poomells Eddiee. Der mootch at GeeEhBee is goona roock me cook like.

Candiss Michelle coomes oot. I'd fook her anydee lads lol. FIIIIIIIIIIT! I'd let her ride me 12 incher, dan give her a smoock in da choops like lol. She sees dat "GeeEhBee is freee too all da trooops". Meleena coomes oot and tootalle brings da CHARISMAAA~! like. she beets her till Toorie coomes oot and dooesn't mootch da skills of Meleena. I'd loove thoose freee too shag me in a threeesoome like lol.

Boo'ah Tee vs Simoon Deen
Boo'a is still cooming oot with dat minging bird oof his. She coon fook oof like. Simoon boorns her oond Boo'a is annooyed like. Why, coos he woos tellin' da trooth? lol. Boo'A wins with a sissahs kick like.
Winna: Boo'ah Tee
MOOTCH RATING: *

Finallee, JeeBeeL dooes a speech aboot beeing a goood americoon oond who he's goona win at GeeEhBee. A noomba oof skits were pleed during da shoow with JeeBeeL being wanked aloong greet americoons like Geoorge Washingtoon. Bastiah coomes oot oond sooks on da mic like. WOOTCH HIM WREECK DA MIC! SIC! He beets oop on Ooorlandooo Joordoon oond JeeBeeL. Da shoow ends oon dat noote.

If u's think I'm dooing a GeeEhBee revioo, u's goota noova thing cooming like.
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Subject:Lol moon
Time:08:52 pm
I woos wootching da Best Of Joodie Flash on TeeDoubleCee like, and der woos a mootch between Flash Bar'er oond Joodie. Befoore da mootch goot oondeawee, soome ginga spac'a did a wave too Dean Ayass, moon.

Fooniest fan eva like. I've seen hoom befoore I think, I foonk I 'ave a pictaa oof him with me oond Danny Ba'a like.



Lol moon.

REEP Loord Alfred 'Ayes. U's woos me favouroot Colliseum Videooo presenta moon. U's ave too feel foor Sean Mooooney moon :(.
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Subject:Ba in da UKey moon
Time:08:29 pm
I'm ba in da Ukey moon. Boot I'm fookin pissed like! RiM foorums haven't been boozing (nooo booze thoo :( )as oof late. It's joost discoossion oover dandamoon's wrestling promootion like.

I doo plan oon gooing like, if oonly foor Blake Nortoon like lmao. :p

EasyJet are fookin coonts like. I ad da mispleasua oof meetin soome slut named Jane. She woos a rite fookin coow, moon. I tood her, "STOOP BEING A FOOKIN BITCH, LIKE!" and she tood me dat she wood if she cood ride me 12 incher lol. Woorse shag eva like. I tood her dat I wood beat her like I did too Cheryl like lmao. She leet me poonch her face in moon like a kinkay bitch like lol.

Ba in da UKay and I'm miseraboo. Oooh well, NOAH is oon Tee Double Cee toomoorowz lol.

Peace oot fookers ;)
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Subject:RAW WoorkRATE repoort
Time:09:13 pm
Eric Bischoof oopens da shoow like. his mic skills is funny moon. he makes John Cena face Snitskee like moon. It's a loomberjack match too.

INTERCOONTENTAL TITLE (NOO COONTOOUTS)
Carlito vs Shelton Benjaaaamin.
I doont rememba too much froom dis moon. Shelton slipps like a spacka moon, he did it at least 2398682365 times. He's da next Fatu/Samu at Survivor Series 93 moon lol. A loobloow froom Carlito oon Shelton's coock and he's DQ'd like.
WINNA: Shelton via DQ like.

COMMERCIALS

KOOT ANGLE HOOMETOOWN CHALLENGE LIKE
The Bookstreet Lads are playing da coppas toonite moon. if they were real coops like, the crook wood pull Trent's poonytail like and get away with da cryime. Matt Strika coomes oot AGAIN foor da third tame moon. He chookes Angle like foor aboot a minute. Boot Angle does a Angle Slam and Ankle Look ta win. Next week's Hoometoown Challenge victim: Matt Strika doing a Koot Angle impression moon lol.
WINNA: KOORT ANGLE

DA DEEVA SOORCH CHALLENGE
Dey talk crap aboot each ootha like. I doon't care! Croowd chant "BOOOORING" und I think aboot Kenta Koobushi vs Mitsharoo Misawa in AJPW like. Soome blonde bird gets kicked ooof.

DA BOOGEYMOON IS COOMING LIKE
He dooesn't scare me moon.

CHRIS JERICHOOO CHALLENGES CENA TOO A MOOSIC BATTLE LIKE
Kerwin White is there playing goof in SOOMEOONES OOOFICE LIKE! Jerichooo challenges Cena too a "battle oof da bands". Bischooof boooks it moon.

MASTALOOK CHALLENGE
Chris Mastas coomes oot and rises da stakes too $20,000 like. Oone 'alf oof da tag chumps coomes oot (Roosey) and looses da challenge like. Mastas mastaboorned da cunt lmao. Mastas cut a proomo and said "Nooo ooone can break oot oof ma mastalook challenge moon". Big Shooow coomes oot and Mastas does a runna. Why cant da Double Double EE boook summit loogic like? and get soomeoone whoo's noot stale like?
WINNA: CHRIS MASTAS

EDGE SHOOOTS OON DA INTERNET
Edge calls da internet "a boonch oof geeks behind keyboords like". lol. Dat's alla paid attentioon too like.

HOOK HOOGAN ACCEPTS SHAWN MICHALS CHALLENGE LIKE
Hook coomes oot and plugs "Hoogan Knoows Best". Bam Margera froom Jackarse and CKY faame is there moon. Soo is Hoogan's soon. Aitch Bee Kay is oot and starts saying dat he haas moore woorkrate than Hoogan. Lol soo troo like. Hook did lots oof 80's catchphrases like. It made me wish I were playin foor Newcastle again lmao.

CAAGE MOOTCH
Edge vs Kane
Matt Haardy coomes oot and beats oon Edge in a legit shoot moon. Edge burns him with "goo back too da indies, arsehole moon" lol. I didn't pay attentoon too dat match moon coos it were rubbish like. Edge woon coos he hit Kane with da breifcaase like.
WINNA: Edge

NEXT WEEK MOON:
Ceena and Jerichooo 'ave a battle of da bands. BOOOORING! Da makes me wanna wootch their title match like.

Edge vs Kane in a strecha mootch. I DOONT CARE ABOOT DIS FEUD MOON!

LOOMBAJACK MOOTCH
Joohn Ceena vs Snitskie
I see Chris Mastas, Kerwin White, Danny Baashoom, Da Heart Throobs, Rene Dupreee and a poofta lookin Roob Coonway lol. Dis mootch boored me. Ceena wins with da F-U and I doont care.
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Subject:why aye~! moon
Time:11:52 pm
Current Mood:cheerfullol moon
I just wootched the NOAH show at da tookyo doome and I won't spoil it fa ya like, but it were fookin wicked like.

i'm in a cyber cafe now like, damn japoon having japoonese keys moon. i just requested to soome toosser to get me an english booard like lol.

toop 6 rImers today incluude
Famous Mortimer
Cattle Mutilation
Tiger Ross
Real In Shelbyville
Terje Rindal
Dougular

lol well doone lads. Cattle Mutilation suld be noomba one contenda too JNListers RiM croown like.

i ad a sooshi with bobso and Rob Edwards just noow. yummy. i can't waait too gooo hoome moon, coos i want too see da latest update from MILFHunter lol i'm a perve.
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Subject:FOG IN THE TYNE IS ALL MINE OH MINE 2005
Time:11:23 pm
Current Mood:contentgooky...i mean geeky lol
Suck my twat cos Gazza is here
My brain and the tyne aren't so clear
That's because it's all filled with fog
Booze and drugs and lots of sex with a dog (Cheryl)
And that's just my mind
And when it's like that, I ain't that kind
I'll fookin headbutt you to next week you cock
Just ask Andy Goram, that jock
He was all "OOCH MON, I SAW YOU DOON DA BARRAS"
And I attacked him from behind like a coward
I played Everton in the early noughties
I did lots of acid, I WAZ SORRRTED

lol alreete lads, former soccer star Gazza (G8) 'ere. I'm in Japoon at the mo, cos I am gonna watch some NOAH with me m8s bobbins, Fadda and Rob Edwards lol. way betta dan dat wwe shite lol. I met Kenta Kobashi and KENTA in a japanese Kentucky Fried Chicken...AND THEY RECKONISED ME LIKE!


THE POSTER. DEY SHOULD 'AVE ME ON THE POSTER LIKE! NOT THESE GOOKS LMAO J/K.

i let Kobashi do a Burning Hamma on me on a table, it was finga lickin good like moon. I should 'ave played footie in japoon like me mate Gary Lineker. I wuld of caught Wild Pegasus winnin da sooper j coop in 94 like, simania and da lads wuld be well jealous like lol.

anywhoo, gonna get rat arsed like before the NOAH show, peace lasses and lads lol :D
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